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Sonic the Hedgehog (Next Gen)

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012
sonicthefailchog Oh lordy, where on earth do I start with this review? Okay, SEGA, there was once a time when your games gave hope to the people, and the thought of a new Sonic game would make all Sega console owners jump with glee, but those days have long since passed. Your legacy died along with the Dreamcast, and so did Sonic, so please, I beg of you, stop reanimating the corpse of this legendary hedgehog and put Sonic's tortured soul to rest.

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‘Twilight’ and ‘Death Magnetic’

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
Among other things, we have two forms of media magnetic attraction: The endearing label of disgust for tasteless, emotionless kawaii teenage girls with about as much pep as four cans of Amp stuck into a 5-hour energy drink, meant to be a serious, bullshit vampire love story, and we have a shitty album by a once considered amazing metal band, Metallica.

Holy fuck. You don't wanna see this anyway.

 
When you can live forever, what do you live for? Oh, sure as hell not this piece of fucking trash.
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